It’s a Blog ! Not a Log !

whats the matter with Blue, it’s given me a bit more time to concentrate on uploading some of the videos we took in Cornwall.

Up first there’s the village of Helford, somewhere one of Mel’s work mates told us to check out, Helford’s a small estuary village situated on the Lizard, its not very car friendly so you need to park your car at the top of the village and then take the winding road down to it, but once you do, get yourself to the local pub the Shipwrights for a nice Ploughmand and some of the localy brewed cider called Helfords

Next up is the place we called home for the week we were in Cornwall, this being Mullion Cove, its a very small harbour situated on the edge of the Lizard, there’s about 8 houses in total on the Cove and about 5 of these are rental, so you literally have the place to yourselves on a night time, its absolutely gorgeous at night, you can see the night sky unimpeded by street lamps, which make the whole night seem that much darker then in Manchester.
At times the sea can be quite rough, especially when theres a storm on the way and it’s still used regularly by local fisherman as a base to sail from

Hopefully I’ll get a few more videos up tomorrow night, but for the time being I need to start getting ready to go out as were taking Auntie Marge out for her birthday tonight and then its on to Damian and Debbie’s for Damians 30th, both should be fun, though don’t think we’ll be getting back from Damians until the early hours as this will most likely turn into an all-night-er

Messing about with final cut and did a remix of the dance video and here it is

So someone on the Big Chill Forum posted this link to a YouTube Video, its a remix of Paul McCartney and Heather Mills sing along to Wileys ‘Wearing My Rolex’

Absolutely class remix video if ever there was one

Not seen anything this funny since John in the shower

Well today’s joke of the day cames in a spam comment, found it funny so here it is

So I rang up a local building firm, I said �I want a skip outside my house� He said �I�m not stopping you�

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into ASDA with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The door greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to ASDA, nice children you’ve got there. Are they twins?”

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:

“Of course they bloody aren’t! The oldest is nine and the youngest is
seven. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?….. Do you
really think they look alike, you dickhead?”

“Absolutely not,” replies the greeter, “I just can’t believe anyone would shag you twice!”

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students.

The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd
grade too!”

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st
grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Harry : “9.”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Harry: “36.”
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Harry can
go to the 3rd grade.”
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions.”
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?”
Harry, after a moment: “Legs.”
Ms. Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: “Pockets.”
Ms. Brooks : “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Harry: “Pants.”
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?”
Harry: “Coconut.”
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks : “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?”
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, “Bubble gum.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs?”
Harry: “Shake hands.”
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks : “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means
a lot of heat and excitement?”
Harry: “Firetruck.”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “Put
Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…… “

Been a while since I’ve had a Joke of the Day up, but here’s one I found today that made me smile

This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

“I was only going 40!” the driver protested.

“Not according to my radar,” the officer replied.

“Yes, I was!” the man shouted back.

“No you weren’t!” the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man’s wife leaned toward the window and said,

“Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he’s been drinking.”

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”

On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing That the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

“Dear Madam:

Enclosed find cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

1 – it had never been occupied;
2 – there was plenty of heat; and
3 – it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that There wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note :

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Please remit the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.”

Current Mood: Bored & Mischievous

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriends Christmas present. As
they had’nt been seeing each other for very long, he decided after careful
consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too
romantic and not too
personal.

P.S.The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

“Of course, what’s the use of fookin’ one?”