It’s a Blog ! Not a Log !

Well just got back from a few beers with Kenny in the Robin, he’s looking alittle bit distressed as he wants to come out with us lot on New Years Eve, but his missus wants him to go visit relatives in Timperly, looks like shes winning at the moment and he may not be able to come out and play

He’s headed off to Amanda’s now with Ben and the rest of them for another night of tom foolery, I’m saving myself for Sunday, honestly don’t think I could do a Friday and a Sunday night and then be ready for work.

Don’t know if anyone’s ever seen that movie, but it’s as the titles describes about King George’s decent into madness brought about by lead poisoning if memory recalls correctly, well I’m considering making a follow up to it called . .

“The Madness of my MD”

As you’ll recall from previous post’s my MD has a thing about noise and how it effects the workplace, firstly it was the phones in the office being to loud and not being all at the same ring noise level, then a few weeks later it was the Security Key Fob Readers, all being again at different sound levels and of different tones . . . . today it seems the doors within the building, particularly the office close to loudly !

So we now have a gentleman wondering round the office opening and closing doors to see which one is louder then the other, once he’s worked it out he’s going to start messing with the doors automatic closer mechanishm to try and reduce the speed at which the door close’s thus allowing a bit of a quieter closing noise.

What next I wonder ? perhaps employees breathing level’s will be monitored and those deemed to loud when breathing will be provided with some sort of mouth baffle to reduce the noise and maybe even kill them outright

So I ended up on the sofa again last night, because Mel could’nt put up with my snoring, I spent 1/2 the night being woken up by her pushing/punching me in the back to wake me up to let me know I was snoring and then eventually about 2-3am this morning I just got up and went and slept on the sofa, so I could at least try get some semblance of sleep, but as the sofa’s a bout 2/3’s of my size it was like trying to cram a Great White shark into a sardine tin . .
I woke up and my back was killing me . .� still killing me..� now sat in work deciding whether to fall asleep or cry, thats how knackered I am and I’ve got another 8hrs before I can even consider actually being able to sleep.

I feel like Al Pacino did in the movie where he plays a detective who has’nt slept in a week and he’s becoming delusional/confused/insane

Mel if your reading this at work at the moment,

“YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE SOFA TONIGHT !”

Mmmm tastier then they smell, though I have a feeling after eating a full tin of these on toast there might be a few surprise’s bursting forth from the rear of my trousers

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

Another day at work again and as per yesterday’s post, I really don’t want to be here, it’s not that I don’t want to be actually working, it’s more I’m absolutley shattered . .� Mel’s dad Fred’s been staying with us for about a week now and he’s sleeping in the spare bedroom, whihc means that if I’m snoring and Mel wakes me up I can’t just get out of bed and go sleep in the spare room, instead Mel just give’s me a punch and wakes me up, so it’s been a nightmare, I’ve been woken up about 4-5 times a night, thus negating any proper sleep at all.� This is going to play havoc with my New Years eve plans, knowing my luck I’ll fall asleep well before the New Years even happened.� God I really want my spare bed back, no offence Fred

In fact I’m so tired I even bought a sarnie off the sarnie woman, totally forgetting I’d already brought some baked beans and toast in with me this morning . . . roll on home time is all I can say

Well its been an eventful day here at work, so far we’ve had about 20 calls and as stated before most of those were internal call’s and thats about it, I’ve so far managed to defrag all the servers apart from one, I’ve done a complete back-up of all the servers again as 2 of the back-ups fell over during the Christmas period and now I’m bored shitless.

Other things to happen today at work
Spoke to CG on Skype and told him he was a jammy bugger cause he was’nt at work
Spoke to Charlie Emo who told me about being taught everything she knows by older men (wishing I was one of them)
Been to the Stretford Mall and banked my annual �1000 allowance cheque into the bank, won’t clear till next Wenesday, so have to rely on the �40 in my pocket till then.

Anyway only 1hr26mins to go

Yep its that day when everyone hands out presents to each other and then wonders why the person who bought it for them actually thought they’d want a remote control cigarette lighter . . not that I got one

So I’ve been across to my mum’s for Christmas, went out round Market Weighton on Christmas eve and got absolutely hammered on Magners Cider, Corona Lager, Gin and Tonic’s and a couple of Black Sambuca’s and boy did I feel rough on Christmas Day . . was supposed to be going to my sisters at 1pm for Christmas dinner, but never actually got round there till gone 4pm, it’s times like that I realise why I don’t drink anymore, never felt that rough in a long time, anyway apart from that little incident I had a really good Christmas, got the usual Shirts/socks/melly stuff that we all get at this time of year and also got some unusual stuff like the Incense burner made from a fork and a spoon bent into weird shapes, thxs Jacky something I’ve always wanted honest !, also got a Nokia N70 and aload of cash which is already spent on paying off overdrafts etc . .

So no I’ve just got the New Year celebrations to look forward to, but only after I’ve been into work again for 3days in between . .. god its going to be so boring over the next few days, fuck all to do at work except maybe update the blog and the forum.

Just got back from a Christmas meal with the other 1/2’s family at the Amblehirst in Sale, pretty decent meal and quite a good night in all, though I must say I’m not really into Pub Singers as live entertainment, don’t get me wrong he had a good voice and all that, but he wasn’t exactly singing songs I’m into, though it did entertain the girls.

Anyway were home now and Mel’s crashed out in bed after downing a few more then me, so I’ll wait until she falls asleep and then I’ll get into bed and hope to god my snoring doesn’t wake her, and as for Christmas, suppose I’d better wish you all a very merry one as don’t think I’ll be updating this until Boxing day as I’m off to my mothers until then

I’ve been playing counterstrike for the past 2hrs pissed on Strongbow cider, well funny, dont think i actually managed to alst a single round without getting killed, serves me right for staying up until Mle’s dad got home, he had me drinking with him for a couple of hours or so until he went to bed then i carried on drinking and pklaying cs, but I’ve told you that already

Anyway Happy holidays