Apr
10
2010

Well its Adams 40th birthday celebrations today and I was’nt able to make it down to London town to help him celebrate and to be honest I had’nt even bought him a card, so being the ever resourceful guy I am, I pondered on what I could get Adam for his birthday and some how get it to him on the very same day . .
Well after much thinking, ok not much thinking, I hit upon the idea of asking one of the nice celebs I follow on Twitter to ring Adam and tell him he”s a “Cunt” . . so who out of all the ones I follow do I ask . . first up was Dom Joly, then I tried the DaliLama, then Arnie Terminator, Lauren Harris, Phil Jupitus, Eddy Chemical, Eddie Izzard to name just a few and out of all these the only one who answered me and offered there services was the hero that is Dom Joly.
I know Dom “Helloooo” Joly . . . yes Dom Joly said he’d ring Adam and call him a cunt . . so after giving Adam’s number to Dom a few minutes passed and then I got a call off Adam saying Dom Joly had just rang him and called him a “Cunt” . . best present he’s ever had he goes on to say . .
So Dom if you ever read this . . . THANKS AGAIN
Mar
04
2010
At electrik bar in Chorlton for there 1st birthday celebrations and free beer, place is starting to get rammed now so this is just a quick short post, gonna get some of this free beer and enjoy the night
Feb
08
2010
Kenny reached the grand old age of 50 last week along with Andy reaching the 40 mark, so they had a joint party to celebrate and used the oppurtunity to get everyone back togeather again.
It was good to see all the faces from the partys togeather again having a laugh and just generally getting on, party kicked off at of all places Stretford Cricket Club, then moved onto Lisa’s flat, where drinks flowed and people talked bollox (mainly due to what they’d had).
We left fairly early on in the morning 5:00am so maybe not so early, but the party carried on after we left, ending only when John, Ben and a few others decided to place most of Lisa food stuffs in the freezer . . . oh and after Ben had emptied a full bag of flour over the sleeping Lisa’s head (not nice Ben).
Gotta say Kenny was looking good for an old man and no doubt has many years left in him, all the best Kenny and Andy
Nov
05
2009
While I was back in Yorkshire at the weekend went to Ashley Godbers 40th birthday at Beverley Race Course along with Jase and Nev.
The evening was a pretty good one, saw a few people from my years knocking around Nellies such as Nicky, Fiona to name a few, had a few drinks round some of our old Beverley haunts like Nellies, Corner House, Green Dragon and tried a few new pplaces that have sprung up. but the highlight of the evening had to be after we’d dropped Nev off at home and were making our way towards Jase’s parents house in Sutton.
What was the highlight ?
Well we decided to pop by Spiders NiteClub and say hello to any of the original doorstaff who might still be working there (in this case all of them), after saying hello and catching up we were allowed in for free to have a wonder about the place and boy has it changed, they’ve opened up lots of new spaces for people to get pissed and congregate in, but the real highlight was seeing Roger in his usaul spot in the main corridor of Spiders all done up for Halloween . .
Roger if your reading this don’t ever change
Aug
04
2009
Heres the photos from Mile’s 30th Celebrations
Aug
01
2009
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We took Blue our Cane Corso to a Fun Dog show today at Morley Green near Mobberley, was hoping she might win a prize or 2 but alas she got into the final 6 in 2 of the catorgories, but did’nt place, seems she was’nt the Prettiest Bitch and she did’nt have the most appealing eyes, though quite a few people commented on the that she should have won, but they we’re’nt the Judge.
Met some nice people there and got to see lots of different breeds of dog, shame it rained so much, we did however manage to leave on a high though as we got to get Blue 2 new collars, a pink one with pink leather flowers on it and a black one with love hearts cut into it which showed the pink leather underneath, the pair for a £10 so not bad at all.
Now at home getting ready for Miles birthday bash at electriks
Liam should be here shorlty and then its off to Fiddy Centz to pick him and Sophie up.
Jul
30
2009
Back home after another night of good food, good beer and excellent company at electriks, was only going for a quick 1/2, but ended up getting tea there and spending a warm summer evening chasing the breeze with Sean, Luke and Miles, also met Ged for the first time, nice guy, hopefully chat some more some time with him.
Lukes trip to Croatia seems as though it was time well spent, seems to have started the preperations for electrik elephant in 5 weeks time, just wish we were going but can’t really afford it and aint got any holidays left to be honest, hopefully be there next year if all goes well.
Miles is definatly winding up to his birthday celebrations on saturday, he’s even managed to get Luke to dj for part of the evening, so looks likes thats gonna turn into a very good night indeed, checked out the chipshop thats opened next door to electriks and can now understand why its always so busy, very big portions indeed, reckon it’s going to be a little goldmine if they keep up the large portions.
Saw Adam and his good lady as they sauntered by and saw one of Chorltons regular fixture “You want DVD” man trying to sell his wares.
Anyway home now so best get meself off to bed for early start at work and the weekend.
Cyas on the other side
May
22
2009
I was born, it was a Sunday, apparently I was a large child, but my mother with the help no doubt of a Midwife managed to push me out and now here I am 15706 days later celebrating my 43rd birthday, there were times I never thought I’d even reach my 30th birthday, this was down to spending way to many weekends of my life clubbing and imbibing copious amounts of Class A drugs, but alas my attempts to live fast and die young never succeeded and I’m now destined to end up being one of those people who spend there retirement years complaining about kids hanging on street corners . . Â wait a minute I do that already, fuck what am I going to have to complain about now ?
Anyway as is usual on this momentous day I shall be bringing cakes into work, which you shall hopefully see via the magic of twitter, I’ll snap a few shots off on the iphone and post them to twitter, so be sure to have a look on there some time after 3:00pm, regarding what I’m doing for my birthday . . Â well I’m heading home to Yorkshire to Giant Bradley day 2009 with Mel and our friends Liam and Gemma, this will be there first experience of Giant Bradley Day, so should be an interesting weekend I hope, taking Blue our Cane Corso with us of course, she’ll be entering the Dog Show and hopefully winning a few prizes along the way, she came first last year and won some Burn’s dog-food.
As for presents for my birthday not had any as yet, will get mine from Mel’s tonight I’m guessing and any from my sisters when I get to Market Weighton, will no doubt post about them then.
Jan
14
2009
I forgot your birthday Doh !
Yes 2 days ago it was my sister Jackie s birthday and me being the ignorant forgetful git I am didn’t remember it, so if your reading this sister dear please accept my apologies and next time I’m home I’ll take you out for a drink . . .
Oct
13
2008
I’ve finally got around to loading them on flickr and here they all are in glourious techincolor

Bernies showing off her clevage again